Here we go! It is time for me to start my reviews of INSANITY Max 30! Are you excited? I am excited. Welcome back to SHAUN T baby! I apologize for the iPhone photos - it was the best I had at the moment.
Here is my INSANITY Max 30: Cardio Challenge review!
Total Time: 30 minutes (plus 2 minutes for the cool down)
You apparently use this workout as your Fit Test throughout the entire program.
If you know Shaun T at all, you know the warm-up is not just running around. You’re in it from the start and I began laughing from the start because I knew what was about to happen.
You do this twice and each round takes 2:30.
DO IT ALL AGAIN for the second round.
Around 5 minutes, you do 'an active stretch’. AKA: water break for 30 seconds. I splashed some water in my face (down my chest). I was just happy I hadn’t 'maxed out’ yet. Water break? Shaun T? HAHAHAH.
Shaun T does not mess around - hurry up - I don’t know how he talks the entire time.
Circuit 1 (they mirror the leg and arm sides for you):
Pike-up Spider Right - do a pike up (straight legs, feet in and butt in the air) and then immediately bring your right leg forward next to your arm for a spider - directly back into the pike, repeat. Remember to go back to the PIKE not the pushup position.
Swish, swash, swish, swash…
REPEAT THE CIRCUIT AGAIN but with the opposite leg.
This is what happens when you need a break/max out. You write it on the (shame board - just kidding) chalk board:
Around 10 minutes you get a 'water break’.
This looks like a dance move, ignore that:
This took about 2 minutes. DO IT ALL AGAIN.
DO IT FOR A THIRD TIME. 'Third time through in this circuit is where you really max out.’
Around 15 minutes, you get another water break. This is halfway.
HEAR ME? WE ARE HALFWAY!
Scissor Stance Jack - touch the opposite leg, jump and cross your feet, land back down and touch the opposite foot. Repeat. 'You gotta go down to go up.’ Oh Shaun, you’re so cute.
REPEAT IT AGAIN with the other leg.
Around the same time Shaun went to write his name on the board (17 minutes) is when I took a 2-3 breath break. Therefore, you can consider my Maxed out 17 minutes.
Then he was 'back b*tches’.
REPEAT IT A THIRD TIME - alternating legs.
For the love of….ugh.
'Think about that move that you’re like - Shaun T - I hate this. AND THAT’S THE ONE YOU ATTACK’.
Hey SHAUN T - I hate this one!
Around 20 minutes into it, you get another water break. Not 'a coffee break’.